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About Me
- CFM
- Peterborough, Ontario, Canada
- I'm an undergraduate student at Trent University in Peterborough, ON. I study environmental studies and economics and am one of those semi-hippies who believes technology and sound governmental policy will save the world. Trust me, we'll be fine. I originally hail from the flatlands of Manitoba, but have since given in to the bitter cold of Winnipeg and exchanged it for 4000 feet of annual snowfall. I tend to think of different things from time to time, and when I do so in an organized fashion, they end up in writing on here. I also play sports. Word on the street is that I'm pretty decent, so watch out. I also enjoy injuring myself in lame ways and funny T-Shirts. If it's my birthday, please buy me a funny T-Shirt.
My Blog List
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The beginning of the end6 years ago
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The Blog Moves On6 years ago
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The Enviro Boys Finale12 years ago
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9 comments:
fuck you im a rock star
listen mr. anonymous, don't walk around talking like you're some big rock star, cause seriously, if you were, I would have heard of you by now, I listen to music from groups that haven't even been formed yet. so put away your plastic microphone and your dance dance revolution pad and go end your life
However, playing the drums for rock band increases your talent on real drums! you get better at rythym and being able to use kick pedal appropriately and such... just thought I'd let YOU know.
Actually statistics show that rock band drums will lower your sperm count by 34.8% so.....like I don't even know how those are related, so that can't be good for you
these days, they say air lowers your sperm count by 32%, so I'm not too surprised. but honestly,
1) I'm good at playing guitar
2) I'm good at guitar hero
Therefore, playing guitar hero means you're good at playing guitar.
3) yeah but we all die at some point, its not like we will forever be good at playing the guitar, hell even in like 40 years we'll be too old to play the guitar well. Hey what's the story with guitars in heaven? are they good to go? and are you perfect at playing the guitar in heaven? do you even need to practice or could you just pick it up for the first time and fuckin rock out to stairway to heaven?
hey speaking of stories, one morning I got up and I was like shit I'm tired...oh yeah I need to call chris, so half asleep I dial the number and this weird sounding lady answers the phone...I'm like "uhhh hi..is chris there?" she's like "ummmm well I guess...yes he is...why?" and I go "well...could I talk to him please?" and she goes "well..no I'm sorry you can't" and I go "well why not? if he's there then why cant I talk to him?" and she's like "because he's 3 months old" and I go "oh sorry I have the wrong number"
I believe in heaven they have those kind of jacks from the matrix, and you just plug it in whenever you want to learn something.... except in hell you have to learn it legitimately... but every time you play a string it snaps.
Does satan have the same guitar problems in hell though? I don't know satan seems like he'd be a kickass guitar player you know what I mean?
im still a rock star
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